In response to the recent implication in one of our editorials that Wofford College has admitted some students that “should never have applied to college unless there was an Investigative study on Cheap Beer and Greek Life,” I beg to differ.
I would like to point out that the all Greek average GPA is higher than the overall average GPA here at Wofford. Many, if not all the Greek organizations, have minimum GPAs for membership and incentives for good grades. In addition, most of us have to keep up an even higher minimum GPA for our scholarships. However, if I were to drop below my organization’s requisite 2.5 (perhaps I was too busy having fun and raising money for a philanthropy), several things would happen. First, I would lose my social privileges; that is, according to Anna, my ability to drink quantities of cheap beer. If I have an office, I may be temporarily relieved of my duties. Secondly, our academic officer would help me complete an agreed upon number of study hours in the library per week, offer me access to our test files (completely legal), and find me a tutor if necessary. These methods of academic support are quite effective, and I believe they account for the high academic performance of most Greeks. Or maybe it’s the cheap beer.

