It's been a while since my last blog - I've been hard at work on my independent study project. As I mentioned before, I have been working with the Agency for Cooperation and Research in Development studying water policy. My internship with ACORD is mostly research-based - I'm evaluating domestic and international policies relating to water and sanitation (though I'm mostly focusing on potable water). However, we do go to the field sometimes. Last week, for example, we went into a village called Kabwohe in Bushenyi district and met with political officials of the area. We are promoting sustainable implementation of current Ugandan water policies regionally in these sorts of activities. Within the committee, we assigned various duties to the various officials there, coordinated and specified our areas of interest and concern, set deadlines, and helped create long-term strategies for water and sanitation in the village. The town officials had been concerned about low levels of maintenance on water sources and certain areas within the village that were without clean water coverage. Ugandan public policy mandates that individuals living in rural areas have a clean water point within 1,500 meters of their homes. Even though this a huge distance (especially to me - I've never had to walk more than 25 feet for clean water), most Ugandan districts are unable to provide water sources this close. This leads to many Ugandans, in the name of saving time for more profitable activities, using unclean water sources such as lakes and streams.
I'll back up a little bit, though, to cover my Ugandan adventures of late. First, though, some pictures from things I wrote about earlier.
A Ugandan traffic jam in Kabale.. also known as a herd of Ankole cattle.

The sign at the entrance of Bwindi.
A little boy carrying firewood near the entrance to Bwindi.
A little girl at a village near Bwindi. She's the same girl in the earlier picture holding my hand. Possibly the cutest kid I've ever seen.
2 of my roommates and I in our raingear penetrating the Impenetrable Forest.
And now, the new stuff.
Two weekends ago, I went to Kibale National Forest right outside of a beautiful southwestern Ugandan
town called Fort Portal. I'm not really sure why this place is called Fort Portal because no other towns in Uganda have English names and I don't think there's a fort.. or a portal. Despite the misnomer, it's a beautiful area at the foot of the Rwenzori Mountains and surrounded by more than a dozen volcanic crater lakes. The top picture is a photo of a grass-covered staircase.. anticlimactically leading to the toilet. We paid an
exorbitant (at least by Ugandan standards) amount of money to a tour operator to take us around and pay our park entry fees. Though feeling guilty about how tourist-y we were being, we quickly dealt with it and began enjoying ourselves. We first took a tour of several of the
crater lakes outside of the forest. The monkey and her baby were seen here. The lakes were absolutely incredible - the water was very pure because it has no contact with soil and the rock formations were beautiful. We were able to go to the summit of the highest hill in the area, a place locals call "The Top of the World." The picture on the left is a photo from this view.
To go to Fort Portal, six friends and I took a matatu. They are vans working as taxis designed to hold 14 people. There are 4 rows that hold three people each and the front seats can hold 2, including the
driver. Although it is common practice to overfill them, this time it got ridiculous. We lost count at 27 people in the matatu at once because we could not see well enough to determine if more people were getting on. This in addition to a huge basket of vegetables, a baby that got (inexplicably) handed back to us, at least one live chicken (although I'd almost guarantee there were more), and a big-screen television.
After we left the crater lakes, we headed to the actual rainforest for which Kibale National Forest is
named. We strapped on our rain gear and headed into the jungle - to track chimpanzees. Oh yes, chimpanzees. This jungle was a bit more challenging than the "Impenetrable" forest of Bwindi. There were no trails whatsoever; we simply did our best to not run into trees and keep up with our quickly-moving guide. We found chimpanzees after about twenty minutes of walking and were able to observe them for an hour in their natural habitat. The first picture of us looking up is us trying to see the chimps. They were very high up
in the trees so my pictures aren't as great as I wish they were but it was an amazing sight. The one on the left is one of the better ones. They collected figs, slept, played, and all sorts of other things that seemed remarkably human even though they've never had direct contact with our species. On the ride home in light of what we had seen, we reflected on how sad it was (in our opinions, of course) that there are currently seven contenders for the American presidency who do not believe in evolution.
Although I never write about this, during the week I spend my time doing schoolwork or avoiding doing schoolwork. There's just not much novelty in that for anyone who has been in college before.
The next weekend found us staying in Mbarara and hanging out with two friends who came to visit from Masaka, Angela and Matt. Matt is working in Rakai - the place where HIV/AIDS in Uganda and possibly HIV/AIDS in human beings in general began - studying the effects of HIV/AIDS on the local population. Although official statistics are much lower, some doctors at the hospital he is studying at estimate that as much as 35% of the local population is affected. 80% of the patients these doctors see are sick with AIDS-related illnesses. Angela is working with street children in a nearby school, teaching and analyzing the support systems with which they are provided. It was very good to see them and a much-needed break for all of us. We headed out on Friday night to an awesome local club called Vision Empire. As usual, we paid the three dollars it costs to get into the "Executive Suite," a title we always laugh at. We hung out with some Ugandan friends (as well as our Danish neighbors from my apartment building) and had a great time. We met a famous Ugandan through one of my roommates - I'm coming back to that later. The next night, we watched Sex and the City. It was nice to have some mindless entertainment as opposed to our usually depressing weeknight chats about the failures of development in Uganda.
The next night, our famous Ugandan singer friend (stage name - Dr. Shay Sho) came to visit unexpectedly - with his pet monkey Shanique.
Yes, that's right.
She and I got along very well after a little initial disagreement where she took a little nip at my hand. I do not want any emails about rabies, ebola, or any of these things, please (family, I'm talking to you). She's vaccinated against rabies and, apparently, ebola comes from bats. I don't have any friends with pet bats. Shay, who is not actually a doctor as his stage name implicates, nevertheless was very reassuring. His music videos are frequently on Ugandan television and he's often featured in the local tabloids so that gives him some sort of credibility. We're all secretly hoping to have articles written about us in the Red Pepper, the most popular tabloid, which often reports on famous Ugandans when they have mzungu cohorts.
Shanique (and her owner) came over last night as well and sat on my curtain rod while I prepared dinner for my roommates. This was the most ambitious meal I've ever prepared .. which maybe isn't saying much since I learned how to cook while I was here. We had hummus, baba ghannouj, guacamole, and queso dip with fried chapati chips and some Indian crispy flatbreak. I am very proud of my own ingenuity for being able to make these things with the absolutely bare-bones minimum selections at local supermarkets. Try to find tahini in sub-Saharan Africa. Just try.
I intended to go to the field today with my co-worker Edith, a very pregnant Ugandan woman with a very difficult last name, and drug myself out of bed and onto a boda-boda (motorcycle that works like a taxi) at 8 a.m. I got to the office and found out she delivered in the very early hours of this morning - a boy. This was Edith's first child and she was very excited. The point of this story is to describe the language Ugandans (and East Africans generally) use to describe maternity. When I asked Edith a week or two ago if she had had any children prior to the one currently under construction, she replied "No - this is my first child. I am about to produce!" Although I had heard many Ugandans use the word produce as a verb describing what a woman does in regard to a child, I had never heard (or noticed, at least) a woman use it this way. Although the United States isn't exactly a shining star in the field of promoting equal rights, I do think we would be a little more reticent about that particular word choice. It was very funny, though, to hear this very excited Ugandan woman with a very thick accent squeal about her impending "production" - I imagined a baby in some sort of 1920s Ford assembly line. She texted me later in the day after she had given birth and said, I quote: "Thanks Michael for your prayers. I have had a normal birth and I'm ok. Thank God that I didn't produce from the field with you!"
That brings me about up to date. I only have 23 days left in this country - I can't believe it. I'll close with a list of things I'm ready to come back to and things I don't want to leave.
I will miss..
1) Using motorcycles for my main form of transportation
2) The verb "produce"
3) Shanique
4) African taxi drivers asking me questions with no logical basis. "Mzungu, are you going to Kasese?" "Nedda, ssebo, and I have not given you even the tiniest hint that I have any desire whatsoever to ever go to Kasese."
5) Buying fresh vegetables and fruits every day at the market
I'm ready for..
1) Seeing my friends and family
2) Good cheese that is not gouda (I'd also like to know why Africans only eat gouda)
3) Fast Internet
4) Not having to boil water for drinking.. ever again
5) Showers that have drains. Africa has not figured this out yet