2:32 pm
in response to tomas' outlandish attempts to get under my skin by suggesting that i am stalking him, i would just like to bring to the jury a suggestion that it is in fact ipso lacto he who is doing the stalking as he's managed to run into my path numerous times with an oh so flimsy yet subtly shame faced facade of "um...i'm going to class..."...really...it's all that i can do to look up at the sky pretending i didn't notice his presence and loudly hint "that cloud in the sky looks an awful lot like a particular person whom i shall not name but wish would stop imposing his fearfully fiendish shadows upon my very paths of walking"...and may i also ask the jury a question that has only one answer? ...awhoooooooo was up at 5:30 in the am flipping through my facebook photos...through ALL of my facebook photos mind you?...the one answerable answer to end all answers...TOMAS...and exactly who called and breathing heavily into my voicemachinebox said "wat's up" and then creepily hung up?...TOMAS...but will ascend my shiny pulpit type thing of condescending maturity above this sort of using ones blog authority for evil and not for good and this is the last word i will give on this subject...(at least possibly for the nest 24 hours)
on a more important note, the weather is toying with my hope filled dreams of beach loveliness a la spring brekky, the only good thing about the cold weather is that the smell of fish doesn't hunt ones oh so offended nostrils down...there is a certain sort of tree much resembling the dogwood with an essence de fish...meaning, that as they line a certain pathway from main to olin, one has to walk down fish lane and hope that one's possible last breath lasts them lest they show up with a disgusted look on one's face that can last as long as the smell persists...ie an ungodly amount of time...unless of course one's face normally looks disgusted and perturbed to which i can only say that the fishy fishy trees might be a pleasant excuse...but as i have yet to see someone with this sort of innate facial structure at wofford i will point a questioning finger in the air and ask who thought it would be a good idea to line an entire walkway with fish trees?


