some wonderful(not) motherly advice

6:53 pm

visiting home this weekend...again...which inevitably results in a situation where i pretend to listen to mummykins blabbering about something which would still not make much sense if i had been paying attention in the first place..."did i ever tell you...you know how (family friend) got her husband to notice her?"...i grit my teeth and opened the fridge as a distraction as mom started tutting and giggling at the same time..."no, how?"..."when they were at university she would bring him apples and fruits and then he asked her to the movies after a while..."

...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...not that it couldn't be cute in an odd old-fashioned chaperoned dating corset wearing petticoat bloomer pantibus undergarment age way...

mulling over the language of lurrrrrv through fruits and veg yours, frances