thanksgeebung

8:01 pm

as thanksgiving is quickly gobbling its way around the metaphorical corner of wed and thursday i've been thinking about things i've been thankful for...as, goodness knows, one needs something to make life less poo and more...er...not poo...what i mean is...that...erm...like...you see i'm a bit of a cynic...and so...therefore really pessimistic at times and perhaps with a touche of the existentialism about me...for example as i type this i'm thinking about trying out the new espresso machine downstairs at me mummykinsies house, and donning an all black outfit for tonight while tipping my beret fashionably over one eye and smoking a really long cigarrrrrrette...as have glasses, the beret will most likely not look fashionable, simply like i've a rolly eye and can't afford an eyepatch...anyhow...to la liste!

things i've just now realised that i should be thankful for even though it's taken me a while to realise that i am indeed thankful for them and that they make me life happy...

1. flight of the conchords in french class..."foux de fa fa" really does teach some important cultural things...as the show does about kiwis and such...

2. cable connection at wofford and for all three tvs at my mother's house so i's can get me weekly fix a lix of " a shot at love with tila tequila"...

3. dani is still on the show "a shot at love with tila tequila"

4. the queen sized bed at afore mentioned house

5. the wireless connection at afore mentioned house

6. the afore mentioned house

7. that good ol' loving papi is flying in from charlotte and since we'll be in charlotte i'll get to eat ethiopian food finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. working car to go fetch papi, and therefore, free of the rules that people riding in my old car had to follow on pain of being pitched out the car, namely rule 1: ignore any smells of burning rubber and rule 2: turn the music up really loud and don't complain about the blood pumping out of your ears because its purpose is to block out the sounds of death from the creaking gears, and the struggling metal parts of the undercarriage...

9.that i've got such friends as can laugh at my very true story involving a rutabega, a very large cow, and my left index finger

10. that i've got family that will never question the validity of a story i lied about involving a rutabega, a very large cow, and my left index finger

P.S. ...just now realised i'm still canadian...er...so...why am i celebrating thanksgiving now...

P.P.S. ...MY MOTHER JUST TOOK MY CAR ON A JOYRIDE!...i hear her sneaking back becuase she thinks i'm still asleep...but when she locked the doors it honked...am having extreme difficulty holding in my boundless angeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

P.P.P.S. ...apparently i left my lights on all night...oops...and she was just being really considerate and seeing if she could still turn it on...double oops

P.P.P.P.S....but you KNOWWWWW she wanted to take my new car for a spin...

P.P.P.P.P.S. ...she did fill up the gas tank however...

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. add that to the thankfulness list... "a full gas tank once in a while, as i've made too much a habit out of only buying between 2-8 dollars worth of gas at a time...which is just enough to make me feel richy rich and able to afford gas once in while, and to keep the gas light from turning on...