6:37 pm
...once again this chronic debilitating disease catgeorizable disorder of forgetting to bring my camera at the most inopportune times has bit me by the ankles and i am chafing...ie. oktoberfest festivities in burwell have slipped by undigitized...but as i am loyal to your needs of reading this blog much in the same way we all need ice cream and fast food and trashy food that tastes oh so good but is really oh so bad and makes you feel hungry a mere hours afterwards, i will do my best to create a mental image with my wunderbarrr voooords...
oktobahfest burweezy style:
"tikki tikka tikkeee tikkkaaaaaah boooooooombaaaaa...oktobahfest is wuuuuuundahbaaaaah"
*polka-y type sound of music plus hops oom paa paa*
the smell of struuuudel and brats
the sight of people chewing on whole roast chickens
getting caught with my finger in my mouth by a professor as i unsuccessfully tried to get pretzel out of my teeth
watching someone scrape their pretzel on the edge of a trash bin to deshalten it before examining it closely and then chomping contentedly on it
"yodeldooodlepoodlediddlepiddlefrooddledooohoooooo"
an oddly disturbing sight of a lederhosen clad bandmember gyrating passionately with his clarinet to an oddly tyrolian take of a tango sounding tune type thing...
...really was quite a funsy fun way to end my wendesnesmessday...all around me people's cheeks were growing rosier and rosier, hair was suddenly sprouting blonde, blue eyed little tots wound their way around the legs of the crowd ringing cow bells and trailing flowers as they went, the snow covered alps suddenly sprung from the carpeted floors, and i wished i was back in Austria with the fam singing "Eidelweiss" under the false notion that it is really the REAL Austrian national anthem and if it isn't it really should be since it's much more lively and poetic-like than the tish tosh Motzart wrotethshpunkalunked...
-i'm really not as ignant as you may think, and i hope i haven't insulted any ricola munching, hornblowing, alpenhorn wearing german speakadeeying individuals...i really do love you...just as i love singing "DIE HILLLLLS ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWE, MIT DIE SHTOUUUUUND DER MUUUUUSSSSSSIIIIIIK" while swirling in a breathless frenzy in any weather...
-sorry...