bonjooooour and other first greetings

4:00 pm

Hello my lovely huge crowd of adoring blogfans, i realize you're frothing at the mouth, chomping at the bit, clawing at the door etc for the first bits of insight to Wofford and Wofford life...and if you aren't, then you will be...

we're already about four weeks into classes, and the past experiences have already taught me much of de Woco..and what to expect:

1) living in an arboretum leaves one free to attacks of such wild, untamed, unsightly, and unloving bits of er...wildlife...namely squirrels...who enjoy swinging from trees under the pretense of being such things as "cute", "innocent", and "all in all living a frolicking good existence"...whilst really throwing acorns at well meaning passers by...ie.me, you, anyone with two legs

2) as krispy kreme is located conveniently across the street...one cannot help consuming obscene amounts of fried, glazed, sickly sweet pillows of glorioiusnessosity occassionally...five at a time...every other day...whilst pretending not to recognize the girl who lives on your hall and who overheard you ranting the other day about absolutely not gaining weight, and getting fit, and preventing any one ounce of trans fatty fat from even staining the napkin you wipe your mouth with at dinner...

3) breathe once in a while...between working hard and running to and fro study binges...and after busting down the hall back to your room after your shower in an effort to avoid whoever started coming down the hall from seeing you bedraggled and red-faced in your bath robe

...can't really think of anything else at the moment...aside from small details like everyone being generally content and chipper, how easy it is to make friends, how high the pile of laundry filling my closet is, how many important meetings i may or may not have missed...homework assignments i may or may not remember until 7 am tomorrow morning...

...off to continue intaminatus fulget honoribus-ing away

P.S. ...am really not that egotistic, that bit at the beginning was really just a jokey haha attempt at camraderie, but if you don't want to be friends well then i guess that's fine...

P.P.S.  ...please by my friend...Wofford is great so far and i absolutely love everything about it and promise to name my first child benjamin in its honoribus...