10 Reasons to Become a Dane
1. You can wear an “adult onesie” and no one judges you.
2. Even if you’re having a terrible hair day you can always put it in a bun on top of your head and people will think you’re fashionable.
3. Skål!!! (AKA cheers) is really fun to yell.
4. The food has little to no preservatives so you can convince yourself that you’re always eating healthy (even though half the time you’re not).
5. A random stranger can walk you home and you don’t have to worry about him attacking you or something scary.
6. All Danish people look like models.
7. During the week, Danish people are very quiet. On the weekends, Danish people blare music in the streets. They have found the perfect balance.
8. You can wear all black and not be considered an emo or a ninja.
9. Since you’re biking everywhere you have an excuse to not go on that run you’re dreading.
10. Because the healthcare and welfare is so strong, there are very few homeless people.