FYE - Brendan Posterick: A Sound to Spite the Silence

Hello hello. So I sucked this past week and was not able to post anything from my weekly adventures through the messy slog of "life" (at least, I think that is what they are calling it nowadays). So, in order to compensate for my weak s**t, we'll just have to do a little better this week, won't we? Sure. Now let's begin.

The highlight of this past week was, quite obviously, Halloween. Now, Halloween, for those who don't know, is something a little bit weird and difficult to describe. I have read in a multitude of dictionaries and heard from several Native American tribes located in both Oklahoma and across the Southwest that Halloween is actually a casserole often served in conjunction with green beans. Although the ingredients vary, the most notable and essential ingredient to Halloween is a lock of hair from Christopher Columbus. While it may be difficult to obtain, it is often in excellent supply during the month of octubre (as the Spaniards say). This is due to the fact that genetic hair replication factories in Yugoslavia often go into overdrive, producing larger quantities of hair from such notables as Chris Farley, Maroon 5, Donald Trump, and Gandhi (yes, Mahatma Gandhi, world-renowned tennis player). Continuing along with Halloween, it is then mixed with cherry Jell-O and allowed to sit for exactly three hours in the refrigerator (turning clockwise once every hour on the hour). Then add two eggs and one frog, stir, place in 13" x 12" pan (greased), and bake in the oven at 345 for four days. Let Halloween then sit for one hour (it will be HOT!). Halloween is then served best to children with bad attitude problems.

So, now that you are well informed on what Halloween is and how to make it, let's see what it looks like (P.S. If you are ill versed in the ways of the computer and Internet, you can actually click the pictures to enlarge. Brilliant!):

Yo yo yo! I'm a Break Dancing Bumblebee!!
It ain't easy to be me!
So just let me free...
And I'll party till three...
Just me and that tree.